Celoteh Bajet 2018

Assalamualaikum.. and a good day

Sambil2 layan kopi O kat kedai mamak ni... kita sembang - sembang la kejap. Lagi pun tengah sejuk hujan ni, ilham pun mari...

Ok.. cerita sikit pasal Bajet 2018 yang dibentangkan oleh YAM Perdana Menteri. Memang bersahaja je cara dia, siap hentam pembangkang depan2. Memang aku suka la. Tak main la hentam belakang.. Anyway, kesimpulan intipati pembentangan boleh la kita buat macam ni..

Ok.. kita tengok ada banyak imbuhan yang kerajaan bagi pada pelbagai golongan rakyat. kakitangan kerajaan, para pesara, orang kerja sendiri, pekerja swasta.. semua ada imbuhan masing2. 

Ok.. kita tengok lagi...                         

Hah... ada lagi... setiap anak lahir 1/1/2018 dan seterusnya, akan dapat RM 200 sebagai Dana Tabungan Permulaan..  Ni ada pulak pihak cakap BN tiru dia orang yang dah lama implement benda ni... SO WHAT??? Orang ambik idea kau, benda baik.. ada manfaat pada rakyat, kau cakap Alhamdulillah... bukan nak mendabik dada cakap orang tiru kau. Politician jenis apa korang ni...  and bagi sektor swasta, ibu bersalin dapat 90 hari cuti, sama dengan kerajaan. Good. ok apa... ada siapa2 nak komplain?

Seterusnya...

Yang ni pun kerajaan Malaysia nak beri pada rakyat. INI PUN ada pihak kata kerajaan mansuhkan ke dua - dua tol di Selangor ni sebab memang dah tamat tempoh konsesi. Hello.. konsesi tamat pada 2038 daa. Kasi habis baca sekolah dulu...  lagi 2 tol di Johor dan Kedah pun akan dimansuhkan. Tak cukup lagi? Ok.. DSN up lagi...

Kadar cukai pendapatan pun dikurangkan. Yang ni golongan high income pun merasa potongan. Lagi mau komplen ka? Yang pendapayan rendah macam aku ni, confirm2 tak kena cukai. 

My point is simple. Apa yang kerajaan mampu beri pada kita, kita terima dengan syukur la.. how much can you demand pun? Jangan la banding kerajaan NEGARA Malaysia dengan kerajaan NEGERI Selangor atau NEGERI Pulau Pinang. Itu dua kerajaan negeri tadbir negeri masing2. Kerajaan Malaysia tadbir seluruh Malaysia TERMASUK SELANGOR DAN PULAU PINANG.  kedua2 negeri ni pun makan hasil dari infra yang kerajaan Barisan Nasional dan siapkan lama dulu. ada la sikit pembangunan yang kerajaan pakatan buat. itu pun pembangunan yang banyak sia2. 

Pulak tu, banyak mana sangat la kita nak expect kerajaan bagi? Br1M tiap bulan? Lemak la rakyat Malaysia.. confirm ramai tak nak kerja.. sebab aku tahu orang Melayu ni ramai yang pemalas. Cukup syukur la jugak kerajaan nak bagi.

Ha.. jap.. last... soalan paling best "Apsal dulu boleh je banyak subsidi, sekarang tak boleh?" ok.. ni abang long nak kasi jawapan. Dulu, berapa komoditi atau punca hasil negara kita ada? Padi, getah, minyak kelapa sawit, biji timah, emas pun ada. Sekarang ni? Beras kita impot. Getah.. orang banyak pakai getah sintetik. Minyak kelapa sawit masih dikecam oleh pihak barat yang nak lakukan minya soya dia. Biji timah dan emas... eerrrr... fikir sendiri la. Now just harapkan minyak. tu pun berapa tong sehari? Keluaran kita tak la sebanyah Arab Saudi untuk kita nak kawal harga minyak. Jenuh la kerajaan Malaysia nak bagi subsidi semata2 nak puaskan hati rakyat. Lepas tu banyak mana kerajaan nak tanggung hutang macam Jepun, Italy dan Singapore? Sebab tu ada GST nak tampung kekurangan pendapatan ni. Sebab tu subsidi dikurangkan (berapa lama orang Malaysia nak hidup ngan subsidi?). Jangan main hentam kerajaan je semata2 rasa tertekan. Pandang sekeliling. Bijak sikit dalam membuat perbandingan dan membuat penilaian. Cuba la belajar menjadi manusia beradab yang bijak supaya Malaysia kurang sikit ada orang - orang yang tak bertanggung jawab ni.

Till then

Wasalam  

Shazman

Pathetic Uncle Liew

Assalamualaikum.. hello one and all..

Alas.. the time has come for Malaysians to be on their toes again.. Ya.... pembentangan bajet akan tiba lagi.. Jumaat, 27 Oktober 2017. Kali ini, Pembentangan Bajet 2018. Tapi standard la.. puak2 pembangkang ni memang tak akan puas hati punya, termasuk la apek sorang ni... jom kita listen to what he wants to say...

Ahaaaa... ok... ini uncle punya nama Liew Chin Tong... DAP.. Ahli Parlimen Kluang JOHOR.  DAP punya National Political Education Director. Wow!!! Banyak besar la lu punya pangkat uncle. Ok la.. sekarang uncle Liew. I want to answer ALL you points.

Mula - mula you asked, Is the Malaysian econony ok? Do you feel it? Uncle.. you can give me all the facts and figures la.. that's all on paper. We live  a real world. Look around you la. People are enjoying life. Doesn't matter who or what they are... people are working, spending, travelling and doing all sorts of things in life SPENDING MONEY. It's only people like you who are telling the rakyat and instilling in their minds that the economy is bad, poor or sluggish.. whatever you call it. 

Ok..moving on... point number one.. GST. Aiya uncle.. listen here.. after GST implementation, more tax is collected because there were so many tax evaders particularly those self employed. Don't live in denial la uncle. You and I know this was rampant during SST days. So now, with GST, everyone has to pay. But GST is not all that bad. You tell me la where Malaysia is suppose to get funds to run the country. Don't come and tell me from oil. I have to give you a long lecture on that. Point is, we need GST to run the country. Heck, even your bosses are saying GST should be implemented (whatever zero rate means...), and you are saying GST is bad? 

Second, Malaysian Ringgit went down. So? How many Malaysians are affected by this? How many Malaysians actually have to face the fall of ringgit? You feel the pinch because you travel or use foreign services and goods? Use Malaysian la. We have almost all you can get from overseas. Why use foreign products? If you choose to use foreign, then expect to pay the exchange rate. If not, use Malaysian. Simple math la uncle...

Third, allo uncle. You know ka how budget is distributed? It is based on reports of the previous year's acrivities by the various ministry. If there are cuts here and there, then that is based on the reports. Not because to pay the PM's trips. Then what about your tokong Lim's trip abroad? Who pays? You ka? Azmin's trip to China, where you get the fund? People's money la woi. Then you wanna talk about Najib being corrupt, what are your basis? What are your facts? Internet? Facebook? Twitter? Or on foreign reports that are getting loose facts from Malaysians idiots who want to ruin the country.. ABC la.. CNBC la... Bloomberg la... owh.. people like the lots of you. Eh., tokong Lim punya rumah tak ada swimming pool ah.. how's the case? Want to accuse people, clean your house first. Oh ya... the subsidi part. Allo uncle. Last time, we had a lot of commodities to earn from. Padi, rubber, tin, palm oil, logs, even gold. Now? Majority of it is oil. That also we produce how many barrels a day? And how much do we import versus export? How long can the subsidi be given. Get real la uncle... BR1M not subsidi meh? Your DAP supporters are  getting it too. Whats your problem? 

Fourth, double speed economy my foot. The influx of foreign workers to Malaysia and Malaysian working abroad has nothing to do with the government. It's the choice of the particular individual. Foreign workers come to Malaysians because THE TOWKAYS are bringing them in. Tell me, how many company actually thinks of paying appropriate salary and wages to Malaysian workers so much so Malaysians wants to work in Malaysia? The towkays are only interested in their own pockets. The cheaper the labour costs, more income for their pocket. This happens ALL OVER THE WORLD la uncle. This is not unique to Malaysia. And why do Malaysians choose to work illegally abroad? They know they can go through proper channels but yet choose to work illegally. Government fault lagi ka? Where you get your facts eh?

Fifth, Najib has no vision? Then what is TN50? Have you studied it? Were you involved in any dialogs? I can safely say no. Because if you had, you would speak using your brains more rather than using your ass.  As if your tokong Lim cares about Malaysians as a whole? Look at Penang. He is destroying the state. You expect Malaysia to be given to a new government to run? 

Please la LIEW CHIN TONG. Get your facts right before speaking. Don't destroy Malaysian minds. You speak of a new deal. What new deal? A deal to satisfy only your quarters? A deal only to protect your people's interest? What about Malaysia? What about the country? Please... learn to speak facts rather than grandfather's cock and bull.. 

Ok.. signing of now. Sorry la uncle Liew.. you are so lame...

Good day

Shazman

Long Time No See

Assalamualaikum and Good Evening

Oh yeah.. lama sangat neglected my blog.. sorry... 

Well.. mana nak mula ni... owh ya.. Happy Deepavali to my hindu friends.. dah end of the day dah pun..

Last week, 12 October was my 45th birthday.. Happy Birthday to me... yeay... and today, I got presents from my parents. Thank you abah and mak.. felt bad sebab mak actually waited for me on my birthday and I did not show up.. so bad of me.. please forgive me mak.. no excuse is to big for my mom. I know. It was bad of me. I promise I shall improve..

Apa lagi ek.. oh ya. I learned earlier this month, kalau nak buat sesuatu kerja, kita kena kuat fizikal, kuat mental and paling utama, ada ilmu. Even seorang yang aku anggap penguat semangat aku gave up. Look.. aku tak salahkan dia tapi dalam keadaan dia kekurangan tenaga, penat otak and tidak diberi cukup pendedahan and latihan untuk tugasan2 dia, dia gave up. I mean dia literary drop everything and told me dia nak quit. Definitly not dia la but tak kan nak paksa dia buat benda yang dia kata dia dah tak nak? Apa pun, orang2 macam ni, kita kena terus beri sokongan sampai dia boleh bangun semula. Never ditch those who need you.

Earlier this week, aku ada up status whatsapp "when normal people say yes, the outcome will be maybe but if an extraordinary person says yes, the outcome will be done" - this is especially true when people makes promises and pledges. Contoh la, when you say you wanna help someone, make sure you can help. Jangan sekadar cakap 'ye' sebagai halwa telinga orang yang perlukan bantuan. Jangan beri harapan. Ni tak, bila orang betul2 dalam keadaan perlu, dia kata akan bantu tapi sampai ke sudah, alasan demi alasan yang keluar tapi bantuan tak sampai2. Contoh lagi satu, kalau kau rasa kau tak boleh nak bayar sewa, cakap je dah tak mampu. Ambik barang2 kau and keluar. Ni tak. Boleh pulak sub let tempat kau sewa and create macam2 cerita konon akan bayar sewa. Sekarang, sorry la.. kan dah kena halau..  so, next time.. practise what you preach.. 

Darn.. baru teringat.. some Malaysians... whats wrong with you people. Aku tak faham, di mana kesedaran sivik korang. Seriously.. when you drive, tak reti guna lampu signal ke? Suka hati je nak belok ke kanan atau kiri. Nak buat u turn pun tak bagi signal.. last2 motor langgar kau. Best part is, bawak kereta tak de lesen!! Dumb tul la. And then park kereta tak masuk kotak. Kau ada bayar share ngan DBKL ke nak park kereta sesuka hati cara kau? And satu contoh lagi, jangan la masuk no entry. Orang tak kasi masuk no entry ada sebab. Just ikut je la.. tak boleh ke nak patuh pada undang2?

Ok la.. cukup la dulu.. nanti sambung lagi.. makin emosi lak.. hehehehe

So, till then.. wasalam...